90% of people don’t believe they gotta worry about ghosts around Christmas. Sal Luccatato takes a moment to say 65% of those people are wrong.
It’s true. I do. And that solution is get rid of the ghosts.
Hi, I’m Sal Luccatato and you may think that’s termites chewing on your baseboards, but it’s not. It’s a Wall Phantom, and that’s much more costlier in terms of damages and incidentally, removal.
It’s just like that noise in your chimney. You probably think that’s bees or maybe just a cat eating a dead squirrel, but it’s not. It’s a Chimney Spook. Or even worse, it’s a Roof Ghost that fell into your chimney and got stuck.He’s gonna rattle around in there, causing an increased build-up of bio-plasmoid residue which can fill your home with noxious ghost-fumes that could kill your children in their sleep.
Don’t let ’em do this. Call me.
It’s the #1 asskicker in America with his #1 Bestseller, FEAR BOMB. The book critics and people are praising alike:
Walter Shandly of the New York Post says:
“I literally shit myself just reading about what I could be doing to the structural integrity of another human being”
Kip Chiston of The Washington Herald says:
“Reading is for pussies. So, it’s great that this is a book. It will make them stop being pussies. Which is fine, because this is the last book they’ll ever need to read.”
Irwood Spectrish of Revenge Digest says:
“If I had hands, like I did before the war, I’d be using them to open this book. And then I’d use them to destroy the bastards that took my hands. But since I have hands in this scenario, what would be the fucking point?”
Yes. Tap into your inner badass and release your own personal FEAR BOMB!