When John Hancock absconds with The Declaration of Independence to an alternate 2013, it’s up to four founding fathers to recover the document and preserve America’s true timeline.

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and William Henry Harrison star in the presidental shoot ’em up Time Magazine raves:

“has more explosions and foul language than any film presenting itself as historically accurate should probably have.”

Celebrate Memorial Day the old fashioned way; with shotguns and time machines.

Four Fathers

2008
48 mins

Star: George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Abraham Lincoln
William Henry Harrison
Benjamin Franklin
John Hancock

Dir. John Triplebeam
Pro. Hubert Humphrey
Mus. Crispus Attucks

This sci-fi sleeper from the heyday of death-rays garnered the coveted Slathington Award for it’s story, penned by the then unknown (and male) writer Bisben Rainn.

However, the infamous and horrific chemical explosion at the old Unimental Studios building in 1961 took the master negatives and existing prints with it.

All that remains is a few lobby cards, a 1-sheet poster, this radio advert and the fond memories of a summer when everyone and everything was under attack.

Attack Of The Attackateers

1953
149 mins

Starring: Huck Manly
Joanndra Groping
Curt Donglis

Dir. Frank S. Roebuck
Stor. Bisben Rainn
FX: Ray Harryhausen

It’s been over 10 years since John Vengo’s wife and children were murdered by a man later murdered by someone else. Following the murder of their murderer’s murderer, John once again felt the pain of vengeance unfulfilled.

Now, waging all-out-war against an entire city, John is raining hell down upon anyone even slightly involved with any of the 3 murders in a desperate effort to get…

Revendettagengeance.

1989
Rated: PG

Starring: Faygo Bronski, Royce Brocker, Molonica Cross and Sir Antonothy Miller.

Writ. Leo Tolstoy
Prod. Slumps Mugsly
Dir. Theoderic Waldor

One man’s quest for revenge is cut short when his wife’s killer is murdered by someone else. Now disenchanted, he vows revenge against the murderer’s murderer in an effort to satiate his vengeful thirst.

Revengeance

1987
Rated R

Starring: Faygo Bronksi, Maladalin Dalivavich, Royce Brocker, John Cohagen, Dewalt Whiteman

Dir. Theoderic Waldor
Writ. Chief Justice
Mus. Tuft Bogman