It’s true. I do. And that solution is get rid of the ghosts.
Hi, I’m Sal Luccatato and you may think that’s termites chewing on your baseboards, but it’s not. It’s a Wall Phantom, and that’s much more costlier in terms of damages and incidentally, removal.
It’s just like that noise in your chimney. You probably think that’s bees or maybe just a cat eating a dead squirrel, but it’s not. It’s a Chimney Spook. Or even worse, it’s a Roof Ghost that fell into your chimney and got stuck.He’s gonna rattle around in there, causing an increased build-up of bio-plasmoid residue which can fill your home with noxious ghost-fumes that could kill your children in their sleep.
Ghosts. It’s a scary word, and an even more scarier problem for your home.
Hi, I’m Sal Luccatato, and this is a commercial for my company that will say things similar to this message that’s not this message but with the same underlying message about ghosts and how much they can fuck up your house.
When John Hancock absconds with The Declaration of Independence to an alternate 2013, it’s up to four founding fathers to recover the document and preserve America’s true timeline.
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and William Henry Harrison star in the presidental shoot ’em up Time Magazine raves:
“has more explosions and foul language than any film presenting itself as historically accurate should probably have.”
Celebrate Memorial Day the old fashioned way; with shotguns and time machines.
Four Fathers
2008 48 mins
Star: George Washington Thomas Jefferson Abraham Lincoln William Henry Harrison
Benjamin Franklin
John Hancock
Dir. John Triplebeam Pro. Hubert Humphrey Mus. Crispus Attucks
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