90% of people don’t believe they gotta worry about ghosts around Christmas. Sal Luccatato takes a moment to say 65% of those people are wrong.
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Sal Luccatato’s Got The Solution For You
It’s true. I do. And that solution is get rid of the ghosts.
Hi, I’m Sal Luccatato and you may think that’s termites chewing on your baseboards, but it’s not. It’s a Wall Phantom, and that’s much more costlier in terms of damages and incidentally, removal.
It’s just like that noise in your chimney. You probably think that’s bees or maybe just a cat eating a dead squirrel, but it’s not. It’s a Chimney Spook. Or even worse, it’s a Roof Ghost that fell into your chimney and got stuck.He’s gonna rattle around in there, causing an increased build-up of bio-plasmoid residue which can fill your home with noxious ghost-fumes that could kill your children in their sleep.
Don’t let ’em do this. Call me.